Yes, I lined them up like the winners of the Westminster Dog Show.
My extremely scientific study shows that unless you have a thing for artificial soccer fields you can skip Columbus Park altogether. Both Eldridge Street shops beat out their Columbus counterparts in texture and freshness, and while the top three are all good enough to put smiles on our faces, Fried Dumpling is all frowns.
Lastly, Eldridge St. is closer to the F train, which brought me home just before I died of a sodium overdose.
Did I miss your favorite spot? Let me know in Comments and I’ll include it in my further research.
The Penny Palate 